December 9


the present had arrived but no one knew yet, it was the one they had been waiting for but they thought it was one of Amelia’s older brother Zac’s science project stuff so they couldn’t be bothered to get it so, they just waited for Zac to get it. But the thing is is that Zac knew it wasn’t his but he wanted to know what Amelia’s present was so he took it. So, you see it was 2011 so the iPhone 5 had just been invented. he opened it. he saw it. it was never seen again. that was not good.



December 7

Week#13 100WC but they were exausted

The three children bolted trough the forest as fast as a lightning bolt. The wolfs were catching up. They needed to climb a tree but they were exhausted and couldn’t climb the whole way. it was a tragedy. and probably the death of them. finally they found a good tree to climb. the oldest Alice climbed up and the middle child Jack hoisted the the baby Millie who was kicking and screaming up in to Alice’s hands. AS Jack was scrambling up one of the wolfs grabbed him and pulled him back down and that is how  the furious battle began.

December 5


are flowers pretty or what. oh, and the funniest thing happened to me last night. i had the funniest dream on earth, and was abut this yellow gorilla running in to this wall of bricks and it went like this.

so as you can see there was this yellow gorilla and as you all know that is not normal because isn’t i obvious. well i was laughing my head off all night long i don’t thinking i ever stopped laughing. i could have gone on for ever and ever. oh, sorry gotta go, my mum is calling me for dinner


November 29


laughing. crying. jumping. yeah, that’s me, really! well obviously not this dog but I think you get it. also did you know I went to the museum today. oh and yeah. that is what I meant to tell you so I saw a sculpture with a dog pulling a funny face and yes I would be embarrassed if I was the sculpture. and then I saw some people standing next to it and yes again they had a dog. but then I  realised what was really happening here and I think I nearly wet my pants, it was so funny, do you get why?

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November 29


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So, you know what a dolphin is, right? Well I suspect you do because pretty much every one has heard of it. So today i was at the beach and i think I saw something make history, but you won’t believe me. well I hope you don’t any way because I don’t like attention so, Yeah. still I have to tell you this because it’s part of my home work. boring, I know, not my fault. But let’s get on with the story. i was at the beach just like i told you. there was a cow inside of a dolphins body. CREEPY!
November 28

100WC week #12

so, you think am am walking down the street, yeah?

 you are wrong! this time i am walking around the footy oval. well you could also call it a creepy patch of grass with a creepy path that leads some where and also the place has posts sticking out of the ground. good ‘eh’. thank you for the round of applause, you can stop now if you want but you can also keep clapping, and yes i did just teleport to the path. i have also already taken 2 steps in and there is a bike sticking out of a tree……………………………………………………………………………

November 28

100WC Week #12-we seemed to be on the television

As usual i am walking down the street, BUT! not an ordinary street. Have you remembered me because i am not the person you think i am? I am a master mind, and i know what you are thinking about right now……… You are thinking about Mc’donalds happy meals because are good alright. Wait, don’t go now the show hasn’t even started yet, not like it’s over. let’s get back on topic. So, i was walking down the street and as you know it was not an ordinary street. me and my dog, we seemed to be on the television…………………………………….

November 9

poem of friendship

you were my friend but you started to be rude because you weren’t in the right mood

you could have been some ones love but in the end you were a rock dove

you blame it on me like you aim it on me

i can’t do it any more but you can do it many more

you argue and apparently every thing I say is boo

I try to understand you but it just falls like a bag of sand

I’ve worked my best but you just haven’t guessed

 inspired by Ella diaries