OK this is a crazy story, you might not believe me but you have to trust me. It is the best story you would have ever heard so please listen to me. OK I think you are going to listen now, aren’t you! So one day I was just walking down the street and then my dog just started yelping and I am like what on earth are you yelping at and then I saw a man holding the weirdest gun I have ever seen and he was pointing it straight at me. BAM! that was a very good JOKE!
OK you may be wondering what this is but I think you’ll want to hear it. Lets get started! So I was just casually walking down at the park with dog and my dog wasn’t doing any harm in ANY way to these kids and was NOT barking at them. Then all of a sudden they brutally started throwing these weird itchy things at me.They were really spiky and then they yelled at me Ha, Ha, Ha you just got itched! Then they ran off. OK you might not of wanted to hear this but I thought It was interesting.
Good night mum! Oh, hello there, why are you here?! Oh yeah, you’re here so I can tell you the story aren’t you?! OK I’ll hurry up and tell the story. So last night it was crazy and I was like what on earth am I doing in this horrid jungle and then this zombie comes up to me and goes like we’re hunting through a noisy jungle. I’m like who are you and he’s like I’m your best friend, He smacks me and I wake up I found out it was all a dream. What just happened?
The new kid I had to sit next to in class today!
Hello folks, welcome to today’s story about the new kid in class I had to sit next to today. First thing you need to learn about him is that he is the worst kid in school at the moment and when I say worst I mean the worst. He spat on my work! He also copied my work so I told the teacher and he said but I didn’t understand the instructions and somehow he got away with it and I was like exactly what just happened then!
I think amazing books are better than boring T.V. because f you forget something in a book you can just go back but on T.V. you can’t go back, also if you are staring at a screen for to long you might get a head-ace. Last but not least there is all different types of goners of amazing books that you can read!
My first reason why I think exiting books are better than boring T.V. is that sometimes you are watching and you find something interesting so you try to remember and then you forget but you cant go back but when you are reading a book you can just go back a couple of pages. Don’t you hate that happening to you when you are watching T.V.? once I found something really interesting when I was watching T.V. and i was just about to tell some one and then annoyingly I forgot! Sometimes you might forget something for school and then you can’t tell the teacher what you wanted to say. That happened to me once and I got really annoyed.
My second reason I think incredible books are better than boring T.V. is that sometimes you watch to much T.V. and you start to get a migraine or a head-ace and most of the time migraines stay for a very long time. Aren’t they annoying?! when ever I watch T.V. it happens to me. And sometimes fantastic reading is just the thing to do and nothing like head-aces or migraines happen and I am glad I prefer reading to watching T.V. because I really don’t like that happening to me.
My last reason why I think amazing book are better than boring books is that when you read you can all different types of books and when you are watching T.V your favourite show might not be on at the time and it might be a very late show witch is very annoying and you aren’t allowed to watch it on school nights, only on weekends also T.V. is way shorter than books so they keep you occupied for way longer.
Some times on T.V. you forget something and you can’t go back and then you you might be staring at a screen for to long and you start to not feel well or you get a head-ace or even a migraine witch is one of the worst things possible to get and when you are reading a book you can read different types of goners and on T.V. it isn’t always like that. Sometimes your favourite show might not be on at the moment and that is why I think books are better than T.V.!